Alessandra Ambrosio Flaunts Her Fine Figure

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aldo-vallon - January 15, 2018

 Where in the hell are all these people getting these ridiculous drinks from? They are being posted all over the internet. My social media feed is filled with people eating and drinking from the same large container, and yet when I try to find one for myself, any one, it is like I am chasing after Bigfoot. 

Alessandra's drink looks like it took the fruit of an entire plantation in order to complete the order. If she were to place that pineapple on her head she could audition for the role of the live action Chiquita lady. That character has been in need of an update for some time now, and I think Alessandra has the goods to bring it to life. Her natural grapefruits have just the right amount of sweetness to get kids to put down their Mountain Dew and pick up a glass of O.J.

I see a bright future for the fruit industry if they jump on this quick. The junk food brands won't be happy about this threat to their market so they might have Alessandra locked into a brand ambassador role by the end of the week. She could be peddling candy bars to vitamin C deficient toddlers before I could even say Chiquita banana.   




Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

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