Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot In Malibu

If you're Alessandra Ambrosio and your red hotline phone rings, it's more than likely somebody looking to hire you to run around the beach in your bikini and some sexy beach dudes looking all kinds of motherly hot. I wish I had a phone like that. Or just the number to Alessandra's hotline so I could call and just breathe heavily. I think that's still free.

Now you can see why Alessandra remains dedicated to her daily workouts and juicing. If you never know when you're going to get booked to look toned and hot and leggy and sweet on the beach, you need to be ever ready with that fine MILFtastic form of yours. This isn't like actors who get a six month heads up on needing to look good in a movie. You've got 24 hours to slip into something revealing and get your hot tight booty out to the beach. If you're not in constant A-game shape, you can't hide it. I respect you for that work ethic, Alessandra. Respect you and want to help you get the sand out of all of your maternal spots after the shoot. It's just amazing where sand finds itself after a day prancing around on the beach. Trust me, I'm thorough. Enjoy.

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