Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Perfect in Blue (With a Straw That Is Making Me Jealous)

I'm not above being fitfully jealous of an inanimate object. One such as that plastic straw the mighty MILFtastic Alessandra Ambrosio is sucking, chewing, and spinning around in her mouth whilst preening in her blue bikini across the warm Hawaiian sands. Even the hurricanes originally destined for the islands changed course when they knew it might result in one less day of seeing Alessandra barely covered in her little thong numbers.

I can't imagine a much hotter mom disturbing the otherwise tranquil heart rates of Hawaiian island vacationers than Alessandra. Those reflective sunglasses just complete the picture of super model allure. Damn, I could watch her all day. I've already spent half the day, not much more to go. Alessandra, bless you and motherhood and bikini makers and lucky bastard straws. Enjoy.