Alessandra Ambrosio Braless Big and Showing Off For Cannes

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bill-swift - May 19, 2016

From having examined Alessandra Ambrosio and her sweet teat funbags for several years now from all angles, covered, uncovered, pre-mom, post-mom, and more knowledge than probably her own doctor, let alone her husband, I can tell you Alessandra does not sport a big set of jugulars. Like so many of the V.S. models she keeps it lean and mean and petite for perfect fittings into the various wardrobes. Hence, when Alessandra goes large, there's a good amount of structure support working going on. Work I'd like to study very hands on in the case of her big bosom show at Cannes on the red carpet.

You can't just show up at Cannes and wear any only thing. This is the night of nights. Or the week of nights of nights. The entire world is watching, including every single camera ever produced in Europe. So, Alessandra went the extra pushed up boobtastic mile to give her sweet melons a hefty does of Southern France evening air. I'd call it a rousing success. Successful for Alessandra, rousing for Mr. Happy back here in the states. I'm begrudgingly starting to appreciate the Cannes Film Festival. Obviously nothing to do with the movies so much as the heavenly peeks. Enjoy.

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