Lex Jurgen - July 1, 2014
Aida Yespica had the misfortune of being born in Venezuela and not being a great shortstop. But she was pretty hot and developed and got herself into a bunch of beauty pageants until she got Venezuelan famous. That was enough to get her the fuck out of Venezuela and to Italy where she started hooking up with famous athletes and celebrities which set her for life. People in crappy circumstances often exaggerate the difficulties of raising their living standards. It's really just a matter of having great tits and a nice smile. Then find the richest fattest sweatiest man with a mustache and be his girlfriend. Secret revealed. You can stop watching daytime talk shows now.
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