bill-swift - January 26, 2016
I watched porn once in high school. I didn't inhale. That's all I'm copping too and I have no idea what my ISP is reporting about my 10,000 other hours on dubious websites. I've clearly been framed. Nevertheless, if you do happen to one of those 99.9% of guys who indulge in adult entertainment, you definitely need to get yourself to Vegas one January for the Adult Video awards and the related massive industry convention. Yes, conventions are by their very nature boring. But also yes, porn conventions are the ones where you will note an exception.
Everybody who is anybody in the adult industry is out pimping and promoting their products, and naturally, they're using the lovely ladies of their own industry to sell. Vegas doesn't allow for nudity in their family friendly hotel scenes any longer, but you can bet the paid showgirls of the event and their stars alike are working on going up to and a bit over the line of rules. It's a thing alright. A hot adult industry lady thing. You know, for all of you. I prefer C-SPAN and warm milk myself. Good boy. What channel is Spice again? I'm asking for a friend. Enjoy.
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