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Adriana Lima Might Just Prove String Theory in a Sexy String Bikini

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Mitch Jablonski - August 15, 2019

I haven't got the foggiest idea about string theory, but if it has anything at all to do with string bikinis, I think that Adriana Lima may have just cracked the code and proved its existence. Things like string theory are beyond the comprehension of mere mortals like myself, which is why I associate it with Adriana Lima, because her beauty is at another level, one seemingly unknowable to peons such as us.

This, of course, isn't to say that we can't enjoy the immense beauty of Adriana Lima when it's on display, such as it is here. It's merely a statement that such perfection is beyond our grasp. How is it achieved? What are the formulas that went into the creation of one so perfect as Adriana Lima, and what, if anything, does any of this have to do with string theory?

It'll take an Einstein-esque genius to crack this nut, but I feel like many a nut will be cracked in a completely different way when guys get a load of Adriana Lima looking impeccable in a string bikini. I think the point of all of this is that we should stick to what we know and just marvel at what we don't know. And Adriana Lima gives us plenty to marvel at.

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