bill-swift - February 6, 2014
You've been forewarned, warned, and post-warned about getting into lingerie buying for the big holiday on February 14th. But it's ever so hard to resist when seeing the likes of Adriana Lima in her bright red little silky things pushing you toward a daring purchase. How can you say 'no' to Adriana Lima in her panties? It seems an impossibility.
I know I'll be on the phone later with my Victoria's Secret rep Kathy discussing various shopping options for my secret shame closet. But do you really want to wrap up a pair a tiny camisole for your sweetheart on Valentine's? I guess some people have to learn the hard way. As for me and Adriana, we're hitting the Skee Ball arcade next Friday and having a couple Fanta orange sodas. It's not classically romantic, but I need to work in my comfort zones. Enjoy.