Adriana Lima and Sara Sampaio and Victoria’s Secret Behind The Scenes

Victoria's Secret is good at two things. The first is selling me a ton of women's underwear. I must be their finest customer under the category of 'we're not sure why this guy is one of our finest customers'. The second is in promotion. They are working every single possible angle of the upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Paris. Down to publicity aorund every step of the production, including the fittings in New York where the loveliest of ridiculously hot women showed up to be measured for panties. Let that sink in for a minute. I know, right. Best job ever.

When the likes of Sara Sampaio and Adriana Lima and Martha Hunt and Elsa Hosk show up for a lingerie fitting, you know somebody's snapping those behind the scenes photos. BTS photos at Victoria's Secret anything are always superior to the staged visuals. It's the nature of the panties and bra clad alluring beasts. They look more alive backstage. Though still less alive than in my boudoir. My, but you are nimble girls. Still, I'm not likely to stop chasing you until my heart gives out. Just a nod to my determination. Now, stop running. Enjoy.

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