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Actress Kristin Cavallari Soaks Up The Sunshine In A Skimpy Bikini

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aldo-vallon - May 19, 2018

Who did I need to suck off back when I was in high school on order to get a reality show based around my life? That’s right, Kristin, we have not forgotten that you had your start on MTV starring in a show that plagued my teen years. She may think she can live the quiet life of a professional athlete’s wife, but we all know the real reason why we know her name.

And to think, had she been born one year earlier she would be another Jane Doe that you could pass by on the street. She would be a very hot Jane Doe and one that I would fantasize about later, but a Jane Doe nonetheless.

What if I had been born in a different year, and went to a different school? Maybe I could have been the star of a high school reality show and then the rest of my life would be different. Or maybe I would have been better suited for the role of the best friend given how dull my love life was back then. Just think of all the great and productive members of our society who had their starts on shows like that. There are so many that I cannot even come up with a single name right now.

 

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