bill-swift - June 22, 2016
I can name 999 ways in which social media is destroying the fabric and well-being of modern society. I can do so in under sixty seconds if there's a bar bet and a free beer involved. But all of that evidence against is outweighed instantly by one quick romp through the social media channel of one outrageously alluring bosom blessed hottie such as Abigail Ratchford. This is why, for all his faults, I would ultimately shake Mark Zuckerberg's hand and thank him, assuming his guards with the watch-list didn't kill me first, naturally.
Abigail Ratchford's alarming levels of sextastic are noteworthy, and yet only one of man super tingle inducing female lady types exposing their savagely sultry bodies on social media daily. It serves almost no other positive purpose, but this one purpose alone means we must keep it. It's almost sickly ironic that a single technology can support crazy repressive killers and hot expressive half-naked women, but this does. Let's focus on the bad guys and leave the naughty girls alone. I mean, unmolested. Save for me, who is obliged by sworn duty to motorboat those amazing puppies. Enjoy.
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