bill-swift - March 3, 2016
Abby Champion isn't a household name just yet, but she will be if I have my way. I mean, gentleman oglers will literally name their houses after her, so inspired by her Alabama charms. She's already caught the attention of young Patrick Schwarzenegger, the handsome young couple deeply engaged in the coupling routine, much like the very lucky bastard that he is.
There's no time like the present to clue you in to the bikini goodness that is Abby Champion. She's young yet, so be gentle. But not so young that you can't look at her heavenly fair body and let your tongue hang out a bit as you mouth the words "Please, God, please". Take it from me, don't mouth that too aloud if you wish not to receive glares. Abby, someday, might I be your champion. My name many not be Schwarzenegger but you can spell it much easier in dirty little letters you leave by my McNuggets. Enjoy.
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