Abbey Clancy Asstastic Swimsuit Tug On Body Faptastic

Abigail Clancy, Abbey to her friends and guy like me who have wanted to have sloppy sex with her for a decade now, isn't just one super outrageously sextastic soccer WAG, she's a gift of heavenly hot body for the entire world to share. Her husband may not feel precisely the same, but Abbey certainly does, sharing her stellar female form in a series of asstastic swimsuit revealing photos. It's like watching a great work of art being created. The greatest work of art really.

I think you technically call this a cut-out swimsuit of some kind, but these Karis Kennedy photos of the stunning hot Abbey Clancy ought to practically be called spankability. I'm not sure that's a word, but it should be. Oh, Ms. Clancy, how I fancy your behind and various parts both North and South. Let's spin up a bottle of champagne and body oil and go to town in equal measure. I think I could make you very happy. I know you could make me very happy and that is actually more important. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Karis Kennedy