bill-swift - December 28, 2013
Now, the RPG genre is generally a serious-ass one. Oftentimes, there'll be villages on actual fiery flaming fire, large dragons to stab in the ballsack, dark forces trying to conquer the world, all kinds of heinous crap like that. There's damn well always a planet in peril, if not several of them at once.
So what of the lighter side of RPGs? The rubbing, pinching, panty-wearing side? Hold on to your eyes, ears and... womens' undercrackers, apparently, because here it comes now.
Meet the freshly announced and unfathomably-named Genkai Totsuki Moero Chronicle. It is slated for an April 24 release in Japan, and it's looking all kinds of questionable. Which isn't, frankly, all that shocking. After all, it's being brought to us by the same funsters responsible for e-groping ‘classic' Monster Monpiece.
Little more is known about this oddity. All that has been disclosed thus far is that it's a ‘rubbing, pinching, panty-wearing RPG.' Which is more than enough to get us on board.