A ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Release Trailer for Your Eyeballs, Just Like Old Times (VIDEO)

Remember this time last year? Mexican drug dudes were being arrested, Microsoft were suing everyone's asses in the ‘Smartphone wars,' and Miley Cyrus was whipping off her undercrackers to warble her nekkid poptastic craptastic on a wrecking ball. Good times. But even good-erer, Grand Theft Auto V had just hit consoles.

It did so after months of spewing hype from every damn orifice. You couldn't scratch your ass without a new batch of screens or news titbit getting all up in your business. Trailers, too. Many, many freaking trailers.

As we know, it all paid off, and the game was the kind of sales shitstorm unseen this side of Black Friday. And with the next-gen release approaching (next Tuesday, folks!), the cycle has been repeating. Buckle up, it's launch trailer o'clock again.

Sure, most of us have cruised around the highways and strip clubs of Los Santos already. But not with this many, y'know, polygons and gigaflops and all those other next-gen technical doohickeys.