Miley Cyrus Topless Pictures! Uncensored Bikini Pictures With Patrick Schwarzenegger in Hawaii

Miley Cyrus Topless in Hawaii
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You know me well enough to know that when I see full fledged frontal Miley Cyrus topless pictures on other celebrity news sites with all the fun parts censored out, I don’t care the expense, the sacrifice, or the amount of kidneys I must have cut from my body to make it possible for the Egotastic audience to see Miley Cyrus topless uncensored. It’s not that Miley has never been topless before. God knows she digs the nudity. But this is perhaps the finest candid view yet of the pop diva and I want you to have it. For safe keeping and old time’s sake and that data bank of the fun girls you keep inside your cranium.

Miley and her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger cruised the beaches of Hawaii this past week as young couples often do. What’s rare is to see an American celebrity topless at the beach. It’s ridiculously rare. And while it’s rather Puritanical, oh the delight we feel when we sneak a peek at those who take the occasional opportunity to introduce their sweet melons to Mother Son. Hello, dear funbags, says the sun. Hello, says the sweet lady humps back to the sun. There’s no reason toplessness can’t be super polite. Once more, I doff my cap to Miley Cyrus. She’s not afraid of much. Enjoy.

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While Our Contact Form and Stars Are Broken….


You can reach me and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in my bedroom at AskBillSwift(at) Please don’t pass that around to your dummy friends. You know who I’m talking about. Jason Statham. I’m drinking your milkshake.

Also,  until we can fix this full-sized star issue on the full-size photos, there will be no stars on any photos! That’s how I roll. I’m not vanilla. I’m chocolate, with nuts, and sprinkles. All or nothing. You must have your bare funbags or else we’d be less special. And you would be more sad. Thanks!


2015 Adult Entertainment Expo Day Jillian Jansen, Riley Reid And Phoenix Marie

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I know what you’re thinking. A convention of porn stars and adult entertainers and promoters sounds pretty boring. Yep, indeed. What could be more boring than a Vegas meeting hall filled with chesty naughty prurient sextastic devils who trade in the naughty for their day jobs. I mean, just look around. Half nekkid girls, topless girls, girls grabbing their hooters, girls making out. Who need that? Ahem.

The Adult Entertainment Expo concluded with a bang over the weekend. And from what I hear, a few more bangs back in the hotel rooms before, after, and during the show. That’s a bad pun. It’s also the truth. If you do ever get a chance to visit the show in January, I’d highly recommend it. In the very worst, you’ve got Vegas. In the very best, well, take a peek through the photos I thought best highlighted the mature themed entertainment event. Enjoy.

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Miss Colombia Named Miss Universe 2015, Hot Bikini Poses for All the World

Might fine work from Miss Colombia to be named the winner of the 2015 Miss Universe pageant. She now will travel the world representing something or other and just being super hot and making people feel good to be alive. That’s mostly the role I believe. Paulina Vega, hard to argue with that selection. Just so blessedly alluring and you know how I feel about the sultry Colombianas.

What can be said of beauty pageants in the end? I don’t know, those thoughts are too big for me. Plus whatever I feel about their role in modern society kind of fades away when I see dozens of lovely long legged beauties in bikinis and heels parading across the parquet stage. It continues to be a magical moment. I sometimes rub vaseline on my teeth too just to feel more connected. That was probably an overshare. Congratulations, Colombia! Enjoy.

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The Return of Emma Greenwell Topless and Jemima Kirke Bare Booty Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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There was a fine bunch of flesh this past week on the little screen. Not quite as much as when all the Amazon pilots broke last week, but a long awaited return of Emma Greenwell tubes to the Boob Tube Roundup is nothing to sneeze at. Mostly just drool.

Along with Emma we saw Jemima Kirke flashing her bare botton on Girls, Lise Slabbe going full frontal nekkid on Black Sails along with a little make-out session from Jessica Parker Kennedy, and Odette Annable in an all too brief tank top and panties scene in Banshee. We should be so lucky if those clothes come off. It’s big times on the smaller screen, where nekkidness has found a much needed home. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston, Ariel Winter And Sofia Vergara Highlight the Boobtastic at The SAG Award 2015

Here’s my quick read on the SAG Awards last night. Jennifer Aniston looked damn amazing, Sofia Vergara looked ever epically sultry and veteran hot, and Ariel Winter might’ve stolen the show if we were allowed to talk about her teen titan curves to any prurient extent. But we can’t, so, just ignore those for now if you’re able. Blasphemer.

There were several other sextastic celebrities geared up for perhaps the biggest night of the year for actors to compliment other actors and pretend their astronauts or firefighters or grave diggers or other important professionals. Still, even when standing in a circle slapping each other on the back, there’s no doubt this is the good looking set and when decking out for the occasion, there’s really nothing else like Hollywood Award season for a promenading of the hottest ladies in the world. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Braless Nipple Pokes The Best Part of Paris Fashion Week to Date

Who said fashion week was good for nothing? Okay, I am the one who usually says that, but inevitably something pops up that changes my mind. Or pops out. Like Kendall Jenner nipples poking commando through her gray top which I’m sure costs a fortune but we’ll never know why. That’s called fashion.

Kendall was running to and fro through the streets of Paris over the weekend shopping and sightseeing and being seen and naturally preparing herself for whatever difficult role awaits her on the catwalk. Distant gazing and all. But she seems pretty excited by the entire milieu of the City of Light, her headlights bursting through like a seasoned ambitious model. Did you really think I’d let me distaste of haute couture cause me to miss Kendall Jenner nipples? Nay, monsieur. Nay. Enjoy.

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