Happy Memorial Day from PlayboyTV With a Special Holiday Weekend Offer (And A Special Iana Little Nekkid as a Kicker!)

 
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Our good friends at PlayboyPlus, purveyors of all things bunny hot and nekkid online, have put together a special offer for the Memorial Day holiday they’d like to hook you up with and I’d like to hook you up with because I really do delight in my own subscription service. It’s a tad bit better than anything on CNN or TLC, though I can’t say how I feel about it compared to my NFL package as a man should never be forced to decide between hot topless women and football. God is not that cruel.

For the Memorial Day weekend, Playboy.TV is now free for one week to test out, try out, and all around swim into the sextastic because you deserve a treat today and why not make that treat come in the form of thousands of beautiful unclothed women doing fun time things with other lovely ladies and often beach balls or other sporting goods. It really is a thing.

While you’re deciding whether or not FREE is a good value, check out the lovely brunette Playboy sweetheart Iana Little, tempting you into the good kind of temptation with her ridiculously hot body quickly unveiled. To repeat, if you love the world’s most alluring women without their clothes on, do try this Free Trial Offer of Playboy.TV. If you like Wolf Blitzer droning on and on, stick with CNN. Enjoy your weekend!

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Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Can’t Hide the Hotness For Vogue Australia

Gigi Hadid is everywhere these days. Well, I should modify that to say Gigi Hadid is everywhere these days except for the seventeen places I would most like her to be according to my NC-17 rated REM state dreams. Someday. For now, she’s just appearing pretty much in every single magazine around the world, including Vogue Australia where she uses good ole (bad ole) arm bra to cover up her late teen goodies.

I must admit, while I’ve always had that hankering for a hunk-a Gigi, I did not see her professional career rising this meteoric. It’s almost unheard of really the speed at which she’s gone from pretty girl to professional model and pimper of fancy goods. Perhaps related to her family name or celebrity, or just the fact that she gets such overwhelmingly positive responses wherever her heavenly body appears. Probably a combo, though I care only mostly for the latter. She really holds all the tools for model greatness. And if she ever appears in any one of those aforementioned seventeen locations, she will simply be my goddess. Enjoy.

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Queen Latifah Topless In Bessie, Taylor Schilling and Paz De La Huerta Topless On BluRay In the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Well, the controversial moment is upon us and our friends at Mr. Skin have handled it with great aplomb as usual. Queen Latifah’s topless lesbionic performance as stage and singing 1920′s star Bessie Smith is out on HBO and while we didn’t cover it here directly, the linear nude on screen thinkers at Mr. Skin said, celebrity in a movie topless? Check. Here you go. So here you go.

Joining the Queen in this week’s roundup is Taylor Schilling and her crew of prison inmates baring topless cell blocks in Orange is the New Black Season 2 on Blu-Ray and Paz de la Huerta and Gretchen Mol and a cast of thousands topless in the complete series of Boardwalk Empire now also out on the HD home video circuit. You could check them all out or you could watch your lawn grow another half centimeter. Decisions decisions. I lean funbags.

And for Memorial Weekend be sure to hook yourself or your closest buddy up with an Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, but you know, in the good tingly kind of way, not bad tingles. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Tove Lo Bares Her Funbag, Shanina Shaik Nip Slip, Rachel Mortenson Cleavtastic, and Much Much More…

 
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Hey, kids, what time is it? Only Uncle Bill’s favorite time of the week. When I don my hypoallergenic latex gloves and extra from our velveteen satchel the tidings of this past week, transmitted by you to me for you. You may sigh when seeing monkeys raising abandoned kittens on the Internet, I sigh at the benevolent gesture of nature’s human denizen sharing wonderments of the world’s most beautiful women, past and present, in various state of undress. To each their own. Though I suppose you could revel in both, I’d just keep the monkey cat thing quiet.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Shanina Shaik slipping nip in GQ Italy (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Detente’), Cailin Russo topless and bare bottom goodness in just a towel (niceties provided by ‘Ben A.’), Cecelia Rodriguez topless sultry in calendar form (muchas gracias para Cecelia goes out to ‘Raymond’), Genevieve Picot in topless Euro skinematics (kudos to ‘Aria’), Imogen Poots underrated blonde hotness in Elle Belgium (wondrous find by ‘Devon’), Kate Mara intoxicatingly cleavetastic for Glamour (love me some Kate M., thanks ‘Robert L.’), Marjorie Levesque wicked hot and quite nearly topless (tossed into the octagon by ‘Stevie’), Nathalie Emmanuelle booty show on the small screen (oh, cheeks of heaven via ‘Dezzy’), thespianic Nicole Fox baring boobtastic for the sake of the script (Fox’s peaches courtesy of ‘Elena W.’), Rachel Mortenenson sideboob and cleavetastc hotness (Rachel is super fine, and ‘Yorell’ is super kind for sharing), odd but brave Tilda Swinton topless skinematics (thank you much muchly to ‘Aaron’), Toni Collette also dramatically topless (boobs of a feather, via ‘David R.’), Indonesian-American model Charlotte Carey topless and Katrina Elizabeth tennis tubes bared and Sophie Marceau nipple-licious peek (provided forthright by ‘David M.’), underrated hottie Madeleine Stowe topless in a classic (loved me some Maddy, thanks ‘Pinto’), Rachel Korine topless direction from her filmmaking husband (adored me those Springbreakers, kudos to ‘Anthony’), pop star Tove Lo flashing her bare breast in support of the nipple at Rock ‘N Rio in Vegas (much thanks to a ton of you who saw this blessed boob), and last, but not least, 80′s sextastic icon Bo Derek flashing her Funions in one of her memorably faptastic film roles (well done, ‘Terry T.’). It’s a lot, but a lot is so much better than a little in the world of never enough. Enjoy.

Alexis Bellino Pink Bikini for Real Housewives Big Tube Time

There’s not all that many real parts left to the Real Housewives ladies who have a penchant for the distilled beverages and going under the knife. That being said, you could do worse as a teen boy than living next to mom who has righteous fake funbags and a bikini body that will in the least get you thinking about where babies come from. I remember being fifteen and I don’t recall discussions among the buddies about whether or not the hot moms in the neighborhood were real or not. Nope. Singular was the mission and thoughts.

Alexis Bellino stars on the Orange County version of the horrific Bravo! reality series featuring drunken moms, parolees, and home wreckers. It’s a sad cynical venture, but, bikinis and bleached blonde hair and big tubes have to count for something among the 40-something divorcee mommy crowd. There is not merely one avenue on the road map to the sextastic. Everybody gets there by way of a unique journey. There’s nothing wrong with a busty neighbor mom who begins throwing them back early in the morning. Hope springs eternal. Enjoy.

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Camille Rowe Topless Striptease in Her Boudoir (This One Is Killer!)

 
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Wow and shiver me happy timbers. Not super shy but always faptastic Frenchie Camille Rowe strips out of her light wardrobe down to her perfectly sextastic topless body in this Pamela Hanson photoshoot that left me immediately catatonic with joy. Camille Rowe just happens to be one of my favorite hottie celebrities and Victoria’s Secret model now and while we’ve seen her in various states of undress before, this boudoir masterpiece is, well, masterful.

Camille Rowe came into our lives a few years ago in more artsy kind of ways. But now she and her ridiculously hot body have gone on to more directly cockle warming fare, including her lingerie model work and this stellar striptease bit. I could live in her delicious funbags for seven seasons without every growing tired or failing to pay rent on time. I’m a good tenant. Just expect lots of baths. Oh, my, how hot is Camille Rowe? This is happy times to the nth degree. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Lopez Crazy Hot Cleavetastic Mom Swimsuit Photoshoot For US Weekly

I don’t know what Jennifer Lopez is eating or drinking, but I’ll have some of what she’s having, if you know what I mean. I don’t even know what I mean. I want Jennifer to have it all. This Forties and Faptastic MILF has somehow managed to get even hotter and more alluring with age, providing yet another generation of boys the proper form of passage into manhood, ogling, leering, longing, and then some other stuff that you need to ask your parents about.

When you think Jennifer Lopez and US Weekly your mind doesn’t immediately go to images of a desperately hot mom in a set of revealing swimsuit photos. But now it can. I give you permission. And ammunition to play out any and all veteran sextastic scenarios involving J-Lo, her swimsuits, and you coming to deliver ice to her to cool her down during tanning. Nobody delivers ice anymore, but you might as well run with it and pretend she asks you to rub it over her burning body to help reduce the swelter. It could happen. Step one, find where Jennifer lays out in those revealing suits. Step two, find ice. I’m halfway there. Enjoy.

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