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’90-Day Fiancé’s Larissa Lima Uses Her Boobs to Sell Beauty Products

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Mitch Jablonski - June 17, 2019

If you've ever seen 90 Day Fiancé, you know that it features some of the saddest human beings on television. It basically attempts to romanticize the notion of a mail order bride by attempting to make us empathize with super religious dudes who swindle women from foreign countries to come to America and marry them. It's one of the most cringe-inducing shows on television.

Larissa Lima is one of those 90 day fiancés who has parlayed her success on the show into some sort of beauty products line, and she broke out her big weapons in an attempt to sell those products. Her literal big guns, aka her boobs. Larissa may not have been born in America, but she knows what Americans like and what they need to see in order to be persuaded into spending their hard earned money.

I hope Larissa has better luck with her cosmetics line than she had with her 90 day fiancé, because even if that did work out, it would lead to a life of misery. If nothing else, a bunch of cosmetics aren't going to give you guff if you don't want to get pregnant again so soon after having a baby.

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