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Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon Bikini Bod in Miami

 If this is what the body of a real housewife is supposed to look like, then there are quite a few impostors in my area. For real, they might as well go back into the workforce if their idea of a trophy wife is nothing more than a participation ribbon. If I were to find a woman willing to marry me, and if that woman decided to stay at home to mooch off of my upper lower class income, then I would expect her to have at least a killer body.

I know there is not much that can be done for a face, if she plasters on enough makeup she can probably raise her rating up a point or two, but I see no reason why everyone cannot have a perfect score on the ten scale. And while I am on the topic of completely reasonable standards for my hypothetical wife, she should also be trying to get on one of those real housewives shows. What else does she have going on all day? I think the poor reality TV housewife is an under utilized market that we could capitalize on.   

 

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