Does Ariel Winter need a permit in order to open carry that artillery around, or is she included under some sort of grandfather clause? I only ask because I know how strict California is in regards to any firearms. I once was once stopped in Los Angeles while carrying a squirt gun and they threatened to send me back to Siberia. I am not even Russian!
Our rights are under attack, folks, and that is why it is so important that we fight back. Ariel has the right idea in exposing her guns. It is about time we all followed suit. I am ready to cut all the sleeves off of my shirts as well as the crotches off of my pants, I never used them anyway. I am the type of man who needs a breeze down there, or else it is swamp ass as soon as the Sun rears its head. That is why I always have my fly at half-mast. A gentle breeze over the genitals really dose wonders for the state of the gonads.
For anyone else with a similar condition, but who is either unable or unwilling to free the dong while in public, I suggest a generous application of baby powder. That is the sort of wonder drug that physicians do not want you to know about. It will keep you as fresh as a spring morning throughout the day.
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