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Watch Supermodel Rose Bertram Squeeze Into A Tiny Bikini

 

Rose Bertram claimed to be going for more of a goddess look in this years swimsuit shoot. This puts her in stark contrast to all of her previous photo shoots where she was apparently...not supposed to be a goddess. My suspension of disbelief can only take me so far. If I am expected to believe this woman is anything less than otherworldly then I am going to need to see some evidence. Show me a birth certificate, a DNA test, and, if possible, a credit card number with the associated CCV. That is the bare minimum that is required to show proof of humanity and I do not think that is asking too much. In one of these photos she seems to be wearing a bikini top made out of pot holders. Anyone who can make that look good must have a god in their family tree somewhere along the line. I just thank Sports Illustrated for bringing one more woman to the attention of the greater public. These are the kinds of things we need to be made aware of.

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Photo Credit: Youtube / Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

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