Oh Shay, why must you torment us so? If you are going to have the cajonies to shower outside the least you can do for your fans is to post it on the internet as well. Why should the locals of the Maldives have all the fun? They already live in the Maldives, for crying out loud, is that not already enough? There are poor souls living in the Yukon that would get frostbite on their peeters if they were to try and bathe outside, and yet you withhold the one thing they want to see most in their life? Shame on you, Shay!
If I had access to an outdoor shower I would not hide behind banana peels and grade A puns; i would put myself out their for the whole world to see. It does not matter that no one wants to see it or has asked to see it, the point is that I did not selfishly withhold it.
As a side note I would just like to say that I find it curious how it is acceptable to bathe outdoors if you spend enough money on a room, but the homeless guy trying to do it still gets chastised. That is an injustice if I have ever seen one.
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