Do women get the same sense of embarrassment when they realize their their nips are visible in public as men do when they get a random boner? Even though it seems like an equivalent situation I doubt they do. Granted, the frequency of random erections tends to plummet once a man leaves his teenage years, so women do have more time to become desensitized to it happening. Maybe a visible camel toe would be a better comparison?
But men have their own moose knuckles and that seems like a much closer thing. It really does not seem fair that men have such a cross to bear while women have nothing comparable. And at least men enjoy seeing a woman's pokies. I have never heard of a woman seeking out a dude's pitched tent in the food court of a mall. I guess we have something else to mark down in the never ending battle of the sexes. Will this senseless conflict ever end? I am not sure how much more I can take. The things I have to imagine in order to rid myself of an unwanted erection are starting to take a toll on my mental health.
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