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Tallia Storm Sexy Abs and Tight White Top

 What the hell happened to Tallia Storm's clothes? It looks like Jackson Pollock ejaculated all over them. He must have been going through quite a dry spell, too, because he really did a number. And if Jackson Pollock is not to blame then who is? Could this be related to the "fur is murder" clothing terrorists who used to throw paint and/or blood on people with fur coats? If it is I am going to say they have it a new low. What could they possibly have against denim? Who did Levi Strauss ever hurt? It cannot be that offensive to go out in a Canadian tuxedo, she is not even wearing the denim shirt to complete the ensemble. Without my glasses on I mistook it all for silly string and figured she was on her way back from a 90's themed party of some sort. How did a miracle invention like that ever fall out of style? As a kid I could see myself having silly string at my wedding. Instead of throwing rice all of my guests would have a can of string. It would have been classy as hell. 

 

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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