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Sexiness is Like Comparing Shiri Appleby's and Orange Swimsuits

Hey there Shiri Appleby, you sure are looking good. You're, frankly, everything a big, bad wolf could want. Welcome back to Jukebox Selects, and if you're a fan of Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, first of all, who are you people, and second, you've probably guessed today's selection. Congrats!

There's no denying that Shiri is one of the sexiest brunettes around. The fact that she made her nude debut with Adam Driver's fake load on her chest just makes me respect her so much more. Anywho, she's sporting an orange swimsuit at the beach here, which just makes it weird to see Appleby and orange so close to one another. There's hardly a comparison that could be made there. I, like most of my cohorts, would take Appleby any day of the week.

There you have it, folks. I now turn things over to Shiri and Sam the Sham, who are sure to get you howling at the moon in no time. It's very therapeutic to howl, John Lennon did primal scream therapy and look where it got him. Big things are in your future, kids. Enjoy!

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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