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Random Sexiness at the Pretty Little Things Launch

 Another smorgasbord of sexiness is putting my productivity for the rest of the day at risk. How is a man supposed to find the motivation to go to the grocery store or do his laundry when he has a gallery of stunning women to ogle at? I blame North Korea. I think this is some complicated plot they are behind that is aimed at destroying Americans productivity so that our economy will tank and then the glorious best Korea can swoop in as the victor. Well, I am not falling for it. In another two hours, maybe three, I am going to pull myself away from this computer for a minimum of thirty minutes and finally get some work done. I will come right back to it when those thirty minutes are done though, it is not like I need to go overboard, it is not like I am curing cancer or anything. Besides, any longer than that and I might start showing signs of withdrawal. Calling these women pretty little things seems like the understatement of the century, but I am having trouble thinking of better words while staring at their faces. 

 

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