Hailee Steinfeld has recently been vocal about some crazy desire to not want to be like most girls. I for one think that is an incredibly selfish wish. Who in their right mind would not want most girls to look like her? In my opinion, she should be trying to get more girls to look like her. I want an army of braided boxer girls beating on all sorts of bags at the gym and anywhere else they feel like. If Hailee can succeed at that seemingly insurmountable task then I will dub her the patron saint of hard bodies. It is the perfect title because it applies to both sexes, just in very different ways.
I am not ashamed to admit that part of what draws me towards is how similar her name is to Jerry Seinfeld. It is like a Pavlovian response to all those pleasant memories from my childhood. How is this woman's Seinfeld impression? Depending on how convincing it is, she might just be the perfect woman. Throw in some airplane peanuts that have already been opened and I would be willing to give her a go.
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