I'm not one for using metaphors or anything like that, but I have to say that Amanda Steele, you have stolen my heart. What was once hard metal is now melting with your beauty. Hey, that was pretty good. Maybe I should write greeting cards. But I guess all the cards would have to feature Amanda Steele for me to come up with something creative. Not that that would be a bad thing. I know if I was feeling sad or having surgery or just got dumped nothing would cheer me up than some nice words and Amanda Steele's beautiful face. Like you would open the envelope and there would be Amanda Steele being all sexy like and it would say "Heard You Got Surgery?" Then you'd open the card to find another sexy picture of Amanda Steele and it would say "You'll be Stronger Than Steele Before You Know It!" I'm telling you, this is one of those million dollar ideas. I could be rich and get to look at Amanda Steele for a living. Now that's working hard at hardly working.
Too bad I don't know anyone in the card making business. Anyone out there know Mr. or Mrs. Hallmark? They cool people? Could I send them some homemade cards with Amanda Steele's pictures and my sayings? You think they'd be okay with that?
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