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Tao Wickrath Multicolored Thong Bikini At The Beach

Modern fashion never ceases to amaze me. How they are able to fit so many colors onto such small strips of fabric gives me hope that one day we will have a cure for all our diseases. Seeing such a spectacular display is almost enough to distract me from all the other parts on that body that got me to look in the first place. Almost, but not enough to distract me for very long because that body is ridiculous.  

She is going to need a power washer in order to get all the sand out of every crevice on that blessed body. Sharks are said to have swam up within biting distance only to turn away. Female scientists are baffled by this, but the men know. The sharks only wanted to get a better look, they would never harm her. They are sharks not monsters, after all. It is always a good idea to go swimming with a buddy, but I think that is another danger that only affects us mortals. When you permanently carry around a couple of buoys like she has strapped to her chest I would be surprised if it was even possible to get your head underwater.

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