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Strapping In and Getting Off: Fake Driving School Review

A reminder that we did driver's ed so, so wrong

 

I'm a big fan of the "fake taxi/driving school/hospital/hair stylist/dermatologist/random-encounter-in-the-bushes genre, but it's so rarely well done. I know, I know, porn isn't exactly credited for its believability or acclaimed acting, but I do need to be able to suspend some belief to get into it. (After all, if I wanted sex with no exciting context, I'd be on the front page of a tube site.)

Which is why I approached reviewing Fake Driving School with a bit of intrigue - an entire site dedicated to manual stimulation had slightly more promise that the average scene. I'm also American, and almost everyone at FDS has a British or Scottish accent, upping the hot factor for me by about a million - but perhaps that's beside the point. 

Anyway, I'll start with the basics: The site is super easy to navigate and impossible to get lost on. You can search keywords if you've got something specific in mind, but perusing the latest or most popular scenes delivers plenty of high-quality content. The "students" are always different, but the instructors are either Ryan Ryder or Jasmine Jae (or sometimes even both). Ryan Ryder is particularly convincing as a Flabbergasted But Willing teacher, which is good - the build up to the actual sex is thorough,  but not in a way that's dull or sluggish. 

Though the entire scene is shot inside the car, there are plenty of camera angles that are quickly dismissed as "for promotional use" in many of the scenes. (I'm reminded that these are, in fact, professionals at work, because I've had sex in a car before, and I ended up with a lot of bruises.) The models range from busty MILFs to not-so-innocent schoolgirls and everything in between - some are there for the sex, some just need to pass their driving tests, and some simply don't like to turn down opportunity when it knocks. (I mean, same.) Most importantly, there are tons of scenes featuring hot girls to choose from. 

The average scene is about 45 minutes long, so you're getting a lot of bang for your buck, considering you can favorite, download, or mark a video as "save for later," making it particularly easy to come back for your favorites. For a niche site, they really nail their content and keep it fresh - and hey, you'll pick up some killer car sex tips along the way. 

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