Seeing "Victory" written across Martha Hunt's ass makes me almost believe it is attainable. It is not, of course. Rumors are that she is not even real, but in actuality, a computer generated simulation created by the Soviets at the end of the cold war. It was an attempt to make an even more powerful Ivan Drago, but instead of having to beat us into submission in a boxing ring, her talents would make us beat ourselves. Like all the best sleeper agents Martha has shown unwavering dedication to her prime objective.
I really am a big fan of seeing encouraging words printed on women's underwear. It is nice to get a little affirmation after having completed a goal. It is like getting a Hallmark card in the mail from my grandma. Or after having hiked up a mountain being able to witness a scenic view. Seeing the big bold words of "Success" and "Triumph" are just the kind of support I like to see after getting a woman's pants off. Maybe women know this as well. That must be why so many have the lower back tattoo. It is just a cup of Gatorade for all us marathon runners to help us reach the finish line.
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