Larsa Pippen is most definitely a member of my Forties and Faptastic club. It's an honor, for her, I know. Even with talks of reuniting with Scottie, there's no way to avoid peering directly into the curves of the former model and current house housewife of South Florida.
Larsa spends a good deal of time strutting around the water's edge in Miami sipping drinks and showing off her MILFy body in bikinis and skimpier one-pieces. That may not be a full-time job but it's certainly a type of employment we can get behind, and in front of, as gentleman oglers. It wouldn't help us much if she was selling real estate. No, the beach is where you belong, Larsa. The nannies can handle the kids. You handle the showing off. We'll handle ourselves. It all works out splendidly in our sextastic circle of leering. Enjoy.
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