Okay, so Tallia Storm turned eighteen which means we can properly ogle her in her bikini along the Barbados shore. And so we shall. The Scottish singing sensation all barely legal inches of her made it to the Caribbean where we'd all like to be this holiday season. Especially next to Tallia and her sweet cocktail and sweeter blonde female form. I mean, c'mon, we can pretend she's skyrocketing to fame entirely off her singing voice, but then we'd be silly. An Egotastic man is never silly.
Tallia was with her family who we managed to exclude from every picture because who needs to see her family, outside of perhaps alerting her father that you intend to defile his daughter in a gentlemanly, but decidedly sweaty way. It is polite to give warnings. He might own a gun, so don't give away locations. Tallia Storm is bursting onto the scene in so many ways. The bikini way is currently my favorite. Enjoy.
Photo credit: AKM-GSI