First and foremost let me say, John Stamos, what a fortunate and lucky bastard. That comment goes for today and dating back about twenty five years now. Okay, that's done. On to Lea Michele who was on the set of Scream Queens on the beach in Malibu filming with Stamos and showing off her body in a brilliant blue one piece that barely contained her most happiest of bosoms. Apparently I'm supposed to say that this shot is a spoiler alert for the season finale of Season 2, but I'm guessing the Egotastic to Scream Queens watching crossover audience is rather teensy tiny.
I can't remember who Lea is dating these days since she dumped the professional escort boyfriend. I'd like her to give me a shot. Going into it we'd both know it could never work. Nor would we want it to. Just one tumultuous passionate weekend by the beach with Lea wearing various brightly colored showoff swimsuit and me wearing a shit eating grin. It could be ever so perfect. I'm booking it now, Lea. Just tell me the dates you're free. Expedia knows my preferences. One bed, twin sized. Enjoy.
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