When I transmit my final gift list to St. Nick for review I do like to put the ladies I order up in some kind of order. You know I hate ranking systems for the sextastic, given the completely subjectivity, but Santa does need some kind of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd options in case the stores are out. Or his elves are hitting the pipe again, if you know what I'm saying.
So, Santa, let me state plainly, it's Michelle Lewin for me under the Christmas Tree. I never got that cool firetruck or the camera I asked for, so let's make everything equal again by supplying this nice kid with a naughty heart one fine curvaceous and hard bodied Venezuelan bikini model and fitness instructor in his stocking this year. I've been using that stocking, but I promise to wash. Anything for Michelle Lewin. Consider her my exercise instructor for my New Year's Resolution as well. Lump it all in together. I need this finest of female forms to beat me into shape. Or beat me any other way Michelle has planned. I'm so open. Two-front teeth are overrated. Come on, Kringle. Don't let me down. My heart is racing. Enjoy.
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