Buxom Brunette Lucy Pinder gave us a look at her 2017 and it is effing hot. Lucy wears a series of outfits meant to do one thing: show off her massive teetons. What enormous ta-tas you have, Lucy. These things go beyond the pale of a normal pair of funbags, even big ones. They are some of the biggest jugs I've ever seen and it's my job to look at famous jugs all day. They are almost too big, you know, if that was a thing. I haven't used a wall calendar for years but I think I might have to pick this one up. Maybe I won't use it for its intended purpose and just rip out all the pages and attach them to the ceiling above my bed. That way Lucy's knockers will be the last thing I see when I close my eyes at night.
Lucy's chichis defy rational explanation. They are quite simply magical like Harry Potter only sexier.
Photo Credit: Lucy Pinder Calendar