One of the great innovators of making fast food even more gruesome and yet awesome is KFC. After all, they are the ones who came up with the Double Down, a sandwich where the bread is replaced by two fried chicken patties. Now they have really outdone themselves with the Chizza. It's a chicken pizza. Now, that doesn't mean it's a pizza with chicken on it. Much like the Double Down before it, the Chizza eliminates the bread element and replaces it with fried chicken. It is a slab of chicken covered in cheese and marinara sauce. That sounds an awful lot like chicken parmesan to me, but what do I know. If the branding geniuses at KFC that came up with rapping Col. Sanders and George Hamilton eating fried chicken on the beach say it is a chicken pizza, then long live the Chizza.
Look, I'm not a health food eater. I'm overweight and eat not too great but...damn. I love chicken parmesan but I like it made at an Italian restaurant and not effing KFC.