Let me be the first to say i don't understand the retro style, 50's kitsch, throwback anything. I'd favor the g-string bikinis made of bio-degradable materials for all of the uber-sextastic models I wardrobed. Preferably that bio-degrading process happens within minutes, whilst wearing. But I suppose I'm not the entire world's tastemakers, not yet, so there will be times gorgeous models like Petra Nemcova will be on the beach in Cannes modeling antiquated polka dot bikinis.
Cannes week is the perfect time to be scheduling shoots as so many of the top fifty most prolific models are currently in the South of France attending premieres and parties and all around just looking super damn amazing. Again, I wouldn't choose to pull them from their social duties to the beach to model grandma's bikini, but any Petra Nemvcova skin on the beach is skin in the game for me. A game of connect the dots wouldn't hurt by way of fun nightcaps. Petra, I have some more immodest swimwear back in my room for you to try on. Please don't ask why I carry a suitcase full of thongs with me everywhere I travel. The real answer makes me blush so hard I pass out. Enjoy.
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