Lea Michele is onto a new boyfriend which can only mean one thing -- Hawaiian vacation. That's so much better than when I have a new girlfriend and it means lots of usage of Baskin-Robbins gift certificates. But we do get to ogle the former Glee star in her one piece black swimsuit paddleboarding in Maui. Paddleboarding being the new trendy leisure sport for those not really committed to learning how to surf. Night quite the same, but the peeks can be equally dramatic.
Lea Michele can rub certain people the wrong way, but I always recommend in these situations the Egotastic solution of simply quietly ogling. No need for words. So overrated. Especially my frequently misspelled ones. Lea, were you my girl, we would spend three months together like monks. Wait, do monks have naughty sex constantly? I may be thinking of somebody else. The point is, not a word will be spoken. It's all about hand gestures and semaphore flags. Yes, that is the flag for Daddy's horny. We're on our way. Enjoy.
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