I'm not interested in most people's backyard home videos I must admit. Yes, Uncle Frank, you still do amazing cannonballs into the pool. But I can pass on the next seventeen GIFs. As for Britney Spears, color me super excited to see you showing off in your bikini in your hot tub out back. I don't know who you asked to shoot you down the top of your bikini coming over the ledge, but bless them and you for being a now 30-something mom who still knows how to get attention the right kind of way. The boobtastic way.
Britney still seems like she might be a fun gal to take a swim with in the privacy of your own abode. Or the Clarion Inn pool trying not to let the little kids see. You've got to do what you've got to do. Britney, you inspire a lot of those feelings among men. Enjoy.