I'm not sure what the event was, but it was important enough for Katy Cocktease to show up in leather showing off a bit of the twins that helped her rise to fame. Anybody who thinks I've given up yelling at Katy to show us her blind melons before it's too late doesn't know me, or hasn't seen me following her off her tour busses screaming at the top of my lungs. Those funbags must be unfurled.
Katy is not really a singer-songwriter so much as a pop diva show-woman. She shows just enough and her producers are sharp enough to have turned her into a major star. If she makes it through entire PG-rated I suppose, good for her, bad for the gentleman ogling community. This isn't a fight, this is a polite request. You always look like a billion damn dollars, Katy, but something is still missing. Please please please, unfurl your flags and show us your hooters! Enjoy.
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