Bryana Holly and her wicked blonde perfect bikini body remind me what it means to be a man. It's a privilege and a burden. A privilege to peep on Bryana on the beach in Miami barely fitting into various bikinis for some kind of promotional shoot. A burden in that I no longer have solid wooden doors and I've been informed by HR staff that whatever was previously going on in my office during business hours has to stop now that the impressionable college interns can easily see me at my desk.
Bryana changing bikinis into one better looking than the next is the veritable origin of so many of my happiest dreams. I'm so pleased to see her getting more and more work. It's more and more sextastic visual wonderment for the rest of us. Is it too much to wish for a major wardrobe malfunction at this time? Don't bother answering. I started wishing for it hours ago. Pop goes the happy weasel. Enjoy.
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