You know my feelings about DWTS. Before you tune-in, take a peek into your Hanes briefs and say goodbye to your bo-bo's. You had a good run I guess. Time to retire the set and tune into some costumed rhumba. I know, your wife or girlfriend makes you watch. Do they also make your wear petticoats and stockings? You should really talk to somebody male in your family of the older generation. You need a punch.
That all being said, the parking lot outside Dancing with the Stars is the place to be for spotting fine dancer booty and other fun female bits in tight bits of Spandex. Such as pro dancing young sextastic hottie Lindsay Arnold who is confident enough in her highly worked out body to wear skin tight blessed stretch pants that showed off her frontside and rear side with quite exhibitionist acclaim. Did we spot the toe of the camel? You could only miss it if you went catatonic upon gazing her fine tight derriere. A conundrum. This is the very best and only good part about TV dancing shows. Linger and leer. You'll feel like axing some lumber. Enjoy.
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