I don't quite understand the whole business of trying to cover up your funbags. That seems like the Devil's work. Or my nosy neighbor's. Especially when in the fine faptastic form of Samantha Hoopes, the top heavy swimsuit and lingerie model with the mams of a legend. Nevertheless, in the latest edition of Nextdoormodels, there's Samantha using hands, angles, and a locally habituated wallaby to keep her photo session from being stellar.
I'm just teasing, Samantha. I dig your teasing and what happens once your hands get tired from cupping your passion inducing puppies. I imagine the angels sing from above. I already know the reaction from down below. It's just that, well, I hate to bring this up. But I never got what I wanted as a kid for Christmas, and just this once, well... no forget I even mentioned it. Really? You'd consider it. No, don't cry. That's my job. You just relax your arms. Bless you. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Nextdoormodels Issue #15