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"Don't Use The Force On A Penis Ring"

The English are an interesting people. In many ways they are more uptight than we are and in a lot of other ways they are more laid back. That's definitely true when it come to nudity and bad language on their TV. You can see full frontal sometimes on TV there. Their PSAs are different too. Here our fire department warns us about the dangers of carbon monoxide poisoning or, you know, fire. But In England they are concerned for your dong. The London Fire Brigade created a special Star Wars themed PSA warning people about the dangers inherent in misusing a penis ring. You never want to "force" a penis ring on. That would be bad. They then tell the terrifying tale of a dude who had three on for two days. Talk about the Dark Side.

My question is: how big of a problem is this in England that they felt the need to hire a team of people to make a PSA? Does the fire department get that many calls from dudes that have put on a cock ring and need it removed with the jaws of life? Maybe I haven't been giving the English enough credit. They are freaky deaky. 

Tagged in: star wars: episode vii - the force awakens

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