While Natalie Portman has kind of forsaken her former role as Hollywood ingenue and little minxy hottie for older men with dirty dreams like myself, all in favor of marrying a ballet dancer and moving to France and having a baby, well, I'm still going to notice when she's back in L.A. and she's not wearing a bra beneath her white tee. It's just a sixth sense I have. Not useful in all occasions, but quite handy here.
Natalie is not what you would call a stacked lady, but she's free and confident enough to bare the petite wares when out and about, her headlights shining through like a beacon of Welcome Back to America vacation time. I do miss old Natalie. By old I mean younger Natalie. Before she got the weight of the world on her shoulders completely by choice. Still, sheer white t-shirts and commando stylings will also mean you can come home again. Just knock on the bathroom door please. I might be using it for illicit homecoming purposes. Enjoy.
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