What unexpected gift is this? Belusted blonde petite princess Ashley Tisdale making rare post-marital appearance in a bikini top in a publicly published periodical. That's enough for me to re-announce my lust for the former Disney starlet and Hellcat cheerleader, whose legs and booty and tight body I miss so much since her stupid husband locked her in a dungeon basement somewhere so the rest of us can't revel in her sexy. Boo.
For a moment we can venture to believe that Ashley is back, saucy, sextastic, and lust inducing in a bikini top for this stylish visual bit of wonderment. Will she linger awhile and continue to flash the fruits of her workout labor and blessed genes? We can only hope. And, naturally, write her letters scented with my Old Spice cologne ad I do regularly. I like to think it's working. I can't possibly be desperate. Ashley, stay with us, walk toward the light. I'm here for you. No, there's no particular reason I'm not wearing pants. Keep your eyes on the prize. And never cover that bikini top. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Mane Muse Editorial