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Eva Longoria Bikinis Poolside in Miami

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I'm certain Eva Longoria has some new man in her life and I'm certain I'm not going to investigate. Why ruin a perfectly good fantasy about Eva in her bikini asking me to sunscreen some spots she missed as she tells me about how people don't realize how lonely life can be for a successful actress and model in Hollywood. Then I tell her I totally understand even though I don't and I find some additional spots she missed with the lotion, some spots she didn't even know existed.

Perhaps my mind wanders too much with such detailed journeys into the libido, but how can you not get carried away when this Latina hottie with her stellar bikini body is prancing about pools in Miami, just months away from joining the veteran hottie Forty and Faptastic club. Oh, my, I want to be her boy toy so badly. There is no job to menial or humiliating, Eva. I mean, I couldn't bring myself to watch any of your shows or movies, but I would be willing to watch you watch. Clothing optional naturally. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: FameFlyNet

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