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Victoria Silvstedt Goes With Light Purple for Her Bikini of the Day in Miami

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Whoever Victoria Silvstedt is always talking to on the cell phone, it's apparently related to her leading the life of Reilly on the beaches of the world showing off in her various colored bikinis. I've never seen her in the same bikini twice, so I'm going to assume she tosses them after wearing and grabs a new one. I have no comment on that particular wardrobe practice save for I'd surely like to know where she tosses her worn bikinis. I'm asking for a friend, who looks a lot like me.

Victoria Silvstedt has recently officially entered the Forty and Faptastic club at Egotastic! It's like the UAL red carpet club except only the ladies get free drinks. And not those Cosby cocktails, just proper beverages to wet their whistle while I provide foot massages so sensual they are technically illegal in thirty-seven countries. Oh, what I can do to insoles with my ambitious fingers. Victoria, welcome to the club. Your membership card should be in the mail. Wait, what's your address again? Enjoy.

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