It's hot sexy calendar time. Yes, that's all year round, but naturally it peaks during purchase period time from October through December when every man makes the most important decision of his life -- whose blessed ta-ta's shall I look at every morning in the coming year. Thankfully, we have big walls and big hearts here at Egotastic, so we don't have to choose from just one among so many wonderful options. However, if we had to choose, you can bet Kelly Brook would make the finalists cut.
Kelly Brook has been bringing tingles to annual calendars for about a decade now. She's an institution in hottie wall visions of glorious chests. While she doesn't go nekkid in her shoots, the advantage is you don't need to remove content from your wall when Aunt Myrtle steps in to see why you never call. Of course, you can't stand Aunt Myrtle, which is why you never call, but I'd recommend going with the more vague 'I'm just so crazy busy' followed by some inaudible mumbles. Then gently guide her to the door so you can once more be alone with your Kelly Brook calendar.