How badly do I want to play a game of Rumpity Do with Michelle Lewin in her sweaty little bikinis? Rumpity Do is a game I just invented this minute but already involves over a thousand different rules that can only be explained by me whispering into Michelle's ear while she does squats in baby doll lingerie. Wardrobe is most definitely part of the game.
Michelle has turned Miami Beach into her veritable hot bikini booty showcase this past year. It's like a mobile exhibit of the perfect junk in the trunk that moves up and down the beach with men suddenly desperate to become cultured. I know Michelle works hard on that thumper of hers. She earns her looks with sweat and grunts. Oh, man, sweat and grunts, that has definitely just been added to the Rumpity Do game play proceedings. Michelle, call me, let's get started. Enjoy.